One day, a cat found a sword.
Nobody knows where it came from.
Nobody knows why the cat can wield it.
Nobody is brave enough to ask.CATWIFSWORD WAS BORN.
✦ A tiny legend, freshly forged ✦
CAT
WIF
SWORD
JUST A CAT.
WITH A SWORD.
✦⚔🐾👑SMALL PAWS.
BIG SWORD.ZERO FEAR · MAXIMUM FLOOF
BIG SWORD.ZERO FEAR · MAXIMUM FLOOF
EST. ONE VERY CONFUSING AFTERNOONSCROLL TO DISCOVER ↓
⚔ CATWIFSWORD ✦ THE KINGDOM IS SAFE (PROBABLY) ✦ TINY PAWS · BIG SWORD ✦ CATWIFSWORD ✦ THE KINGDOM IS SAFE (PROBABLY) ✦ TINY PAWS · BIG SWORD ✦
01 / THE ORIGIN STORY
HOW DID THE CAT GET THE SWORD?
02 / FIELD NOTES FROM THE KINGDOM
THE HERO
PROFILE.
Small, shiny, and legally considered a very good boy.
CATWIFSWORD✦ LVL ???
Sword Cat
Cat
Very Big Sword
Shiny ✦
🐾🐾🐾🐾🐾
⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️
∞
0% / 100%
03 / RELIC STATUS: UNACCOUNTED FOR
THE SWORD.
⚔️
Too big for the cat. Perfect for the cat.
SWORD SIZE: BIGSWORD WEIGHT: YESSWORD OWNER: CATSWORD PURPOSE: UNKNOWNSWORD POWER: MAXIMUM
04 / AN OFFICIAL-ISH VISUAL ARCHIVE
THE MANY
MOODS.
Sir Pounce, at dawn
Something moved in the flowers
Opponent: one suspicious leaf
Definitely meant to do that
Sky said yes
Nap time approaches
05 / SOURCES: EXTREMELY UNRELIABLE
THE LORE.
Legends say the sword chooses its owner.
Apparently, the sword chose a cat.
Historians remain confused.
Kings are concerned.
Cats are impressed.
THE ANCIENT KINGDOM RECORDSMEOW
PROPHECY“When the tiny paw grasps the blade, the realm shall know… a little bit of chaos.”
PROPHECY“When the tiny paw grasps the blade, the realm shall know… a little bit of chaos.”
+100 SWORD POWER!06 / VERY IMPORTANT STRENGTH TEST
HOW STRONG
IS CATWIFSWORD?
There is only one way to find out. The flowers have been warned.
SWORD SWINGS: 000000
07 / NO CONTEXT WILL BE PROVIDED
THE MEME
ARCHIVES.
bro brought a sword to the garden
he has chosen violence
the kingdom is safe (probably)
do not approach
he is literally just a cat
WHY IS THE SWORD SO BIG?
08 / MAP NOT DRAWN TO SCALE
THE KINGDOM.
🏰 CAT CASTLE⚔ SWORD VALLEY🐟 TUNA KINGDOM💤 NAP FOREST✨ TREAT TREASURY☄ FORBIDDEN LASER POINTER🐱